Zeus
Retired Greek, worshipped ad-hoc by Pagan groups. Zeus still holds the same amount of fury he did centuries ago in his glory days...but unfortunately has few followers left to smite his wrath upon. In short - he’s a conservative, old, wrinkly, faded has-been. Now, he channels it all into his hatred and jealousy of the incompetent weasly Jesus, who’s the latest Super God of the century.
He delights in plotting ways in which to bring Jesus and his fat gold smirking sidekick down, only briefly interrupted by his own attempts to reclaim followers and power. As with all divorced Dad’s, Zeus also has to kow-tow to his 85 kids, who are constantly hassling him for money and favours. At least eternal virility has its plus side, as evidenced by his on-again, off-again relationship with fellow housemate and Nordic Goddess supervixen Freyja.
He delights in plotting ways in which to bring Jesus and his fat gold smirking sidekick down, only briefly interrupted by his own attempts to reclaim followers and power. As with all divorced Dad’s, Zeus also has to kow-tow to his 85 kids, who are constantly hassling him for money and favours. At least eternal virility has its plus side, as evidenced by his on-again, off-again relationship with fellow housemate and Nordic Goddess supervixen Freyja.
