1 billion subscribers. God of a few hundred different versions of Christianity, and on the A-List of religious celebrities,he is forever stressed by the different expectations placed upon him by all his radically different followers. He is really just a hapless peace-loving hippy, who spends much of his time trying to prove himself to his fierce Father - which is pretty tough to get away from, when he IS his own dad (not to mention the Holy Spirit too). Jesus: the only schitzophrenic to be cool...

Jesus finds weed helps his salvation by drowning the voices in his head - hence that suspect cloud halo above his head. His best friend is Buddha, is loathed by jealous ex-almighty God Zeus, and adored by  indian goddess of death Kali. Deep down, he struggles with his own sexuality.