Retired, although still works to amuse himself. Angsty Roman God, Cupid has Michael J Fox syndrome, looking eternally pre-pubescent despite his ancient age. 

He is the most depressive Emo-teen around - and deeply, utterly in love with Freyja, who barely acknowledges his existence. Over the centuries this has embittered Cupid, and he vents his frustrations by gleefully mismatching the most polar opposites of people down below, with his trusty love-tipped arrows. 

However Cupid is quite innovative, and has started up a worldwide online-dating website, to keep fulfilling the bare minimum required to receive his monthly god-cheque. Hence Kali is forever bothering him with love advice. 

He also spends much of his time planning creative ways in which to get rid of Zeus, so he can have Frejya all to himself. Although its not so easy killing off gods, as he’s previously found out. Not to worry. Cupid is determined, and slowly bides his time...