Buddha
400 million subscribers. His favourite possy being the couch, Indo-Asian Buddha suffers from an eating disorder and is consequently the Fat Albert of town. However Buddha seems to hold it all together quite well with a neverending supply of jolly optimism, which peeves his other housemates off to no end. Technically a prophet and not a God, Buddha shares a unique connection with estranged Lara, Deity of Atheism.
For someone who isn’t meant to be materialistic, Buddha has a fascination with all things BLING - including himself. When he isn’t saving Jesus ass from Zeus’s evil plots, he’s usually talking about himself and his own sensations. The only sensation he keeps under orange monk wrap is the kind he gets when the house caretaker Mother Nature happens to be in the room.
For someone who isn’t meant to be materialistic, Buddha has a fascination with all things BLING - including himself. When he isn’t saving Jesus ass from Zeus’s evil plots, he’s usually talking about himself and his own sensations. The only sensation he keeps under orange monk wrap is the kind he gets when the house caretaker Mother Nature happens to be in the room.
