1.5 billion followers. The Arabic bedroom hermit that nobody ever sees, he drifts in and out unnoticed, as he’s the only one that can technically be self-sufficient in his crowd. As a result, he always gets blamed for house crimes. Not that he doesn’t defend himself, with passive-agressive notes left all over the house in retaliation. 

No-one in the house can even actually describe what he looks like, although they know he’s still there due to the 72 virgins that sometimes wander about the house. Buddha and Jesus are forever attempting to get into his room, although for very different reasons...